How Many Penises Can A Woman Handle?

...was a question posed by Ansab on Newsvine. Lovely. This is just the type of anti-feminist crap the world needs more of.

I realize that it's flagged under "kinda-satirish-maybe," but I don't find discussing the feasibility of raping a woman's every orifice and crevice funny.

Women are often imagined (or, as in the case of most pornography, photographed or filmed) in ways that are sexually humiliating and subjugating.

Why is it funny to think how many penises can be stuffed into a woman? Because it's people like Ansab who don't think of women as actual human beings, but as playthings whose function is to submit to whatever kind of circus sex anyone can think up just because it's "technically sweet."